A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peters desk at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all those clocks there for? St. Peter answered, Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move. Oh, said the man, whose clock is that? Thats Mother Teresas. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie. Incredible, said the man. And whose clock is that one? St. Peter responded, Thats George Washingtons clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Washington told only two lies in his entire life. Wheres Barack Obamas clock? asked the man. Obamas clock is in Jesus office. Hes using it as a ceiling fan..
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 23:10:10 +0000
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