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A man goes 2 d police station 2 report missing wife. Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping & hasnt come back. Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or robust? Husband: Not slim, can be robust. Inspector: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Inspector: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes Inspector: Color of car? Husband: Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door..........and...and...(starts sobbing). Inspector: Dont worry sir, we will find your car. what do you think he was really looking for? His wife or his car?
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 11:40:30 +0000

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