A man is walking along Earsham Street when he spots a lovely looking desk in an Antique Shop window. He decides to go inside and ask how much it is. That desk is going for £2000 said the shopkeeper. £2000 for a desk, isnt that a bit expensive? questioned the man. Ah, but this is a magic desk says the shopkeeper. He then turned to the desk and asked, Desk, how much money do I have in my pocket? The desk then magically taps one of its legs on the floor four times. The shopkeeper turns out his pockets to reveal four pound coins. The man was amazed and says Alright desk, how much money does my wife have in her bank account? At this the desk went wild, manically banging all four legs up and down on the floor repeatedly for over five minutes. Damn, where did she get all that from? said the man. The desks legs slid apart and its drawers fell to the floor.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 08:32:46 +0000
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