A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in says, Ah, I see youve regained consciousness. Now, you probably wont remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway. Youre going to be okay, youll walk again and everything, but.... Something happened....Im trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willie was chopped off in the wreck, and we were unable to find it. The man groans.... but the doctor goes on, Youve got $10,000 in in insurance compensation coming to you, and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did- better in fact! But the thing is, it doesnt come cheap. It will cost $1,000 per inch. The man perks up at this. So, the doctor says, its for you to decide how many inches you want. But its something youd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch before, and you decide to go for eight-incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had an eight-incher before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So its important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision. The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. So, says the doctor, have you spoken with your wife? I have, says the man. And has she helped you in making the decision? She has, says the man. And what is it? asks the doctor. Were getting a new kitchen.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 12:13:50 +0000
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