A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria Falls to Harare. Vakapedza almost ten hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to book a room paMidlands Hotel Gweru. But they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. Akaudza clerk kuti its a nice hotel asi room haingasvike pa$350.00 for four hours! Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the standard rate. Ini handina zvandinoziva,taura naManager. The Manager appears and said,the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for u to use. But we didnt use them, the husband said. Well,zvese izvozvo tinazvo,takazviitira imi,maifanirwa kuzvishandisa, explained the Manager.Pane zvakawanda zvatinazvo pano,u could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. We have the best entertainers from Harare,ana Maskiri Jah Praiza Stunner Biig Mann varikuridza pano. But we didnt go to any of those shows, the husband said. Well, we have them, and you could have, the Manager replied. No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, But we didnt use it! The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay. Murume uya semunhu anga asina Cash, he asked his wife to write the cheque. She did and gave it to the Manager. The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. But maam, apa manyora $50.00 instead of $350.00. Why? Thats correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me, she replied. But handina kumborova gumbo! exclaims the Manager. Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have. #Bona_Mugabe_Chikore
Posted on: Thu, 15 May 2014 03:26:34 +0000