A mature couple decided to marry after a long and gratifying courtship. The wedding was a storybook affair and that night as the consummation of the nuptials was about to commence, she confided please be gentle because I am a virgin. Puzzled the new husband said I thought you said you were married three times prior to this? She says I was but my first husband was a psychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it, my second husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it, and my third husband was a stamp collector - I really miss him, but youre a lawyer so I know Im going to get screwed tonight.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 14:29:52 +0000
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