A newly deputized police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The disturbance turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. Whats more he boasted that he could whip the deputy and the Heavy Weight Boxing Champion of the World. Said the policeman, Ill bet that youre also an escape artist too; probably better than Houdini. The giant nodded. If I had some chains, the deputy continued, you could show us all how strong you really are. But all Ive got is a set of lousy handcuffs. Why dont you show us just how quickly you can break out of them? Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes. I cant get out of these, the giant growled. Are you sure? the deputy gingerly asked. The fellow tried again. Nope, he replied. I cant do it. In that case, said the deputy, youre under arrest...!!!
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 13:10:51 +0000