A pastor called a man who happened to be one of his church members...The conversation ensued thus: PASTOR: How are you? MAN: Im good! PASTOR: The lord told me to tell you that, None of ur children should take anything in their dreams Coz it might be horrendous! MAN: Alrite Sir, thanks 4 ur concern... The man stood up and began to think abt it, when he got home, without any delay, he called his children.. THE MAN:Hey! Sandra, cecilia and Junior. Pastor jez told me that u shudnt take anything from anybody in ur dream...okay! THE CHILDREN: Okay Sir! THE MAN: If it happened, just tell me what d person wanted to give u in ur dream and Ill buy it for you in real life! THE CHILDREN: Alrite Sir! The first day Sandra shouted from her sleep Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Dad: whatz it! Sandra: som1 wanted 2 give me mince pie but I didnt collect it... Dad: Its Alrite! Take money and buy d mince pie 4 ur self... The 2nd day cecilia also did the same and her dad also gave her money... Now, It was Juniors turn 2 dream, Junior being d eldest and d wisest mulled very well before he came out with..... Junior: Yeeh! Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Dad: what is it! Are you mad! Are you crazy!(very furious) Junior: dad i had a dream... Dad: go ahead Junior: In my dream, som1 wanted to give me a Toyota camry 2014 model and a house key... U said we shudnt collect anytin frm any1 in our dream... Dad: ka!kaa!kaaa!! (burst into laughter) you have to go back to ur sleep and collect those things for me Im damn in need of a car! and tired of being a chief tenant!
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 15:14:17 +0000
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