A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish - TopicsExpress



          

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. Its the first time theyve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, I dont like Chinese. No rike Chinese? asks the copilot, ....why not? You people bombed Pearl Harbor, thats why ! No, no, the co-pilot protests, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese. Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesnt matter, youre all alike! Theres a few minutes of silence. I no rike Jews either! the copilot suddenly announces. Oh yeah, why not? asks the captain. Jews sink Titanic. What? Thats insane! Jews didnt sink the Titanic! exclaims the captain, It was an iceberg! Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg ...no mattah... all same.
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 16:37:15 +0000

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