A plane was about to crash & dere were only 4 parachutes in d - TopicsExpress

A plane was about to crash & dere were only 4 parachutes in d plane. Meanwhile dere were 5 pple on it. D 1st person ws Lionel Messi & he said: Im d best futballer, I cant die now So he tuk 1 parachute & left. D 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said: Im d richest man in Africa & Im too young to die, So he took d 2nd parachute & left. D 3rd ws President Goodluck Jonathan & he said: Im d smartest President in d world so i cant die now, my pple still needs me; so he took 1 & left. Den it was 2 pple left in d plane... One imam & a little school girl. Imam said to d little girl: take the last one, I will sacrifice my life for you. D little girl replied no need for dat, dere are 2 parachute left. D imam asked her: how come ? D little girl replied: D Nigerian President took my school bag instead!!:D=))

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