A plane was abt 2 crash nd there were only 4 parachutes in de plane.meanwhile ,dere were 5 people on it.De 1st person was Lionel Messi nd he said: Im de best footballer,I cant die nw so he took oneparachute nd left.The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said Im de richest man in Africa nd im 2 young 2 die so he took de 2nd parachute nd left.de 3rd was president Jonathan nd he said Im de smartest president in de world so i cant die nw,my people still need me,so he took one nd left.then it was left with Pope John Paul nd a little school girl.The Pope said 2 de little girl take de last one, Ill sacrifice my life 4 u.The little girl replied no need 4 dat There ar 2 parachute left.The Pope ask her: How cum?The little girl replied:The Nigerian president took my school bag:::::::::::::::::::
Posted on: Sat, 22 Mar 2014 01:34:40 +0000