A professor drives into a petrol station in his jeep. PROF: Omera, wekea mimi fulltank yawa (in luoish language) ATTENDANT: I only speak englis,sir PROF: sawa weka tank najaa mafuta ya petrool (in kiluoswahili english) ATTENDANT: pls sir, cant u speak English? PROF: Ok brother, good morning. I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propellant of my motorised automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulatione to the brim! ATTENDANT: bratha nachesea wewe!, mimi anaitwa Omolo yawa mimi natoka nyalego. ntawekea wewe fulltankment......
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 11:35:10 +0000