A professor of mathematics left this letter on the kitchen counter. Dear Wife, You must realize that you are a 56 years old and I have certain needs which you ar eno longer able to satisy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Hilton Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. Ill be home before midnight. Your Husband When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: Dear Husband, You, too, are 56 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Sheraton Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, dont wait up. Your Wife
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 20:45:12 +0000
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