A senior citizen drove his brand new Porche out the car sales room . Taking off down the motor-way , he floored it to 100 kmph , enjoying the wind blowing through . Amazing he thought as he flew down the Motor Way, looking in his rear view mirror , he saw a police car behind him , blue light flashing , siren blaring . I can get away from him - no problem ! He floored it to 140 , then 150 ...then 170 ... Suddenly, he thought , What on earth am I doing ? Im too old for this nonsense ! So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him . Pulling in behind him , the officer walked up to the drivers side of his Porche , looked at his watch and said , Sir , my shift ends in ten minutes , Today is Friday and Im taking off for the weekend , If you can give me a reason that Ive never heard before for why you were speeding , Ill let you go The Man looked very seriously at the police man , and replied , Years ago , my wife ran off with a policeman , I thought you were bringing her back , The Cop left saying Have a good day, Sir
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 13:55:49 +0000
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