A son asked his father, ‘Dad, whats the difference between Potentially and Realistically?’ The Father replied, ‘If you really want to know, go ask your mother if shell sleep with Robert Redford for one million dollars, and then go ask your sister if shell sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars. And then go ask your brother if hell sleep with Tom Cruise for one million dollars, and then come back to me and tell me what you found out.’ So the son goes to his mom and says, ‘Mom, would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?’ and the mom says ‘For a Million Dollars, Hell yeah, I would, Ive been wanting to forever.’ So the son goes to his sister and asks her if shell sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars and the sister says ‘Oh man, would I ever. Id Love To.’ So then the son goes to his brother and says, ‘Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?’ and the brother says, ‘Hmm...for a million dollars, well...a million dollars is a lot of money, so...yeah I guess Id do it for a million dollars’ So the boy goes back to his dad and the dad says to his son, ‘Well, what did you find out?’ His son replies, ‘Well, were Potentially sitting on three million dollars, but realistically were living with two sluts and a fag.’
Posted on: Fri, 08 Aug 2014 14:00:52 +0000
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