A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. >Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. >You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! > > > There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, > however, a catch..... > You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! > > > So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. > > On the first floor the sign on the door reads: > > Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.. > > Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. > > Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely > good looking. > "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep > going. > > She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: > Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" > >Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: > Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. > > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: > > Floor 6 - You are visitor 14,363,012, to this floor. There are no men on this > floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please! > > Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. > Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Posted on: Thu, 25 Jul 2013 12:24:31 +0000
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