A thirsty Otoe walks into an urban Indian bar around 9:58pm. He sits down next to a Pawnee at the bar, orders a beer and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news comes on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of the Grand Canyon preparing to jump. The Otoe turns to the Pawnee and says, You know? I bet hell jump. The Pawnee replied. Well Ku-tuux, I bet he wont. The Otoe placed his $20 bet on the bar and said, Youre on! Just as the Pawnee placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the rim, falling to his death. The Pawnee was very upset and handed his $20 to the Otoe and said, All is fair. Here is your money. The Otoe replies (laughing), Uppitt, I cant take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 oclock news and knew he would jump. The Pawnee replies, I did too.... but I didnt think hed do it AGAIN! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 12:02:12 +0000