A tourist walks into a small Mexican village during siesta time and asks a pot-smoking guy sitting next to his donkey: “Hola compañero, can you tell me what time it is?” “Sure,” the guy replies, grabs his donkey’s balls and says “It is 4:20.” The tourist is baffled and inquires “Um, are you sure?” The Mexican lifts the donkey’s balls again and replies “Si amigo, 4:20 – without a doubt.” The tourist gets the feeling he is being fooled by the Mexican guy and gets surly “How the hell could you say what time it is by lifting your donkey’s balls?!” The Mexican lifts the donkey’s balls again, points a finger beyond them and calmly replies “Gringo, can’t you see the church tower clock over there?”
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 18:27:43 +0000
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