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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, Hell no they aint! The oldest ones 9 and the other ones 7. Why the hell would you think theyre twins? Are you blind, or just stupid? Im neither blind nor stupid, Maam, replied the greeter. I just couldnt believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

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