A white lawyer and a Zulu guy r sitting nxt 2 each other on a long flight. The white lawyer is thinking dt Zulus r so dumbdt he culd get 1 ova them easy...so da white lawyer asks if da Zulu guy wud like 2 play a fun game. Da Zulu guy is tired n just wants 2 tyk a nap,so he politely declines n tries 2 catch a few winks. The white lawyer persists,n says dt da game is realy,really a lot of fun. 'i ask u a question,n if u dnt knw da answer,u pay me only R5;u ask me1,n if i dnt knw da answer,i wil pay u R500,'the white lawyer says. This catches da Zuluz attention n 2 keep da lawyer quiet,he agrees 2 play da game. The white lawyer asks da 1st question. 'wats the distance frm da Earth 2 the moon?' the Zulu guy doesnt say a word,reaches in his pocket,pulls out a R5 coin,n hands it 2 da white lawyer. Now its the Zulus turn. He asks the lawyer what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down wit 4? The white lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he culd find on da net. He sends emails 2 all da smart friends he knws,all 2 no avail. After 1 hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up da Zulu guy and hands him R500. The zulu pockets da R500 n goes right bck 2 slp. The white lawyer is goin nuts not knwing the answer. He wakes the zulu guy up and asks, 'well so what goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4? The zulu guy reaches in his pocket,hands the white lawyer R5 and goes back to slp dont mess with Zulus!!
Posted on: Fri, 16 Aug 2013 16:40:33 +0000