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A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee? He declines. Thanks for asking, but Im not hungry right now. Its this Viagra, he says. Its really taken the edge off my appetite. At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich? He declines. The Viagra, he says, Its really spoiled my need for food. Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry? He declines again. No, he says, its got to be the Viagra. Im still not hungry. Well, she says, Would you mind getting off me? Im bloody starving.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 04:45:30 +0000

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