A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree-hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. Inher haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and gotmany splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a localER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat,and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her togo wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. Shesat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry womandemanded, What took so long? He smiled and then told her, Well, I had toget permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service,and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timberfrom a recreational area so close to a waste treatment facility. Im sorry, but due toObama-care they turned you down.
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 00:05:45 +0000
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