A woman n man get in2a car accident, both their cars r demolished, - TopicsExpress



          

A woman n man get in2a car accident, both their cars r demolished, but amazing neither 1 of em is hurt, aftr they crawl out of da wreckage the woman says, wow, look @our cars....theres nothin left! This mus be a sign from him dat we should be friends n not try 2pin the blame on each other. da man replies, oh yes, i agree with u compltly. da woman points to a bottle on da ground n says, smhow this bottle of scortch frm my back seat didnt break, surely God want us 2drink this scortch n celebrate our fortune she hands da bottl to da man, the man nods his head in aggreement ,opens it,, and chugs about a third of da bottle to calm his nerves. The woman takes the bottle, immidiatly puts the cap back on, and hands it bck to da man. Da man asks, aint u havin any? da woman replies, no, i think ill jus wait 4da police
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 13:46:10 +0000

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