A woman prepared vegetable soup for herself and her husband Matome. They are about to eat. HUSBAND : Where did you get the vegetables from? WIFE : I got it from Mr thomas garden. HUSBAND : What?! From that wizard?! How do I know he didnt poison the vegetables? WIFE : I have an idea. (Gives some to their dog. After some time, the dog goes out to play) WIFE : u See? The food isnt poisoned HUSBAND: Oh, OK. Lets eat then. (They eat. Maid comes in crying) WIFE : What happened? MAID : Bingo is dead! HUSBAND : What? The food is poisoned! Haa! This woman, you have succeeded in finally killing me! HUSBAND (feeling sober and guilt- filled upon realising hes going to die in a couple of minutes) : I need to make a confession! WIFE : What? HUSBAND : When you arent at home, I do sleep with the maid in our room. WIFE (feeling angry but immediately realising this is futile) : I forgive you. I too have a confession to make. Promise to forgive me, too. HUSBAND : OK. WIFE : The children arent yours. They are our gatemans. (The gateman comes in) GATEMAN : Sir! The man who hit the dog with his car is outside. He says he wants to apologise. What do you think would happen next?
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 10:22:52 +0000