A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The womans husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, Dark in here. Th e man says, Yes, it is. Boy: I have a baseball. Man: Thats nice Boy: Want to buy it? Man: No, thanks. Boy: My Dads outside. Man: OK, how much? Boy: $250 In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy: Dark in here. Man: Yes, it is. Boy: I have a baseball glove. The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, How much? Boy: $750 Man: Sold. A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , Grab your glove, lets go outside and have a game of catch. The boy says, I cant, I sold my baseball and my glove. The Dad asks, How much did you sell them for? Boy: $1,000 The Dad says, Thats terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. Im taking you to church, to confession. They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door . The boy says, Dark in here. The priest says, Dont start that shit again; youre in my closet now.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 05:39:04 +0000
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