AK vs. AR vs. Mosin-Nagant AK – It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever. AR – You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon infused oil for cleaning. Mosin – It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945. AK – You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside. AR – You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters. Mosin – You can hit the farm from two counties over. AK – Cheap mags are fun to buy. AR – Cheap mags melt.AK Mosin – What’s a mag? AK – Your safety can be heard from 300 meters away. AR – You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger. Mosin – What’s a safety? AK – Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling. AR – Your rifle has a 9-point stealth tactical suspension system. Mosin – Your rifle has dog collars. AK – Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter. AR – Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife. Mosin – Your bayonet is longer than your leg. AK – You can put a .30″ hole through 12″ of oak. AR – You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds. Mosin – You can knock down everyone else’s target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange. mosin AK – When out of ammo, your rifle will nominally pass as a club. AR – When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat. Mosin – When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood. AK – Recoil is manageable, even fun. AR – What’s recoil? Mosin – Recoil is often used to fix shoulders dislocated by the previous shot. AK – Your sight adjustment goes to 10, and you’ve never bothered moving it. AR – Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle. Mosin – Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles, and you’ve actually tried it. AK – Your rifle can be used by any two-bit nation’s most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide. AR – Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two-bit nations’ most illiterate conscripts. Mosin – Your rifle has fought against itself – and won every time. AK – Your rifle won some revolutions. AR – Your rifle drove Saddam out of Kuwait. Mosin – Your rifle won a pole vault event. AK – You paid $350.ar AR – You paid $900. Mosin – You paid $59.95. AK – You buy cheap ammo by the case. AR – You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one. Mosin – You dig your ammo out of a farmer’s field in Ukraine and it works just fine. AK – You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted. AR – Your foes laugh when you mount your bayonet. Mosin – You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole. AK – Service life, 50 years. AR – Service life, 40 years. Mosin – Service life, 100 years, and counting. AK – It’s easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes. AR -You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a new upper. Mosin – You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62x54r. AK – You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick. AR – You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it’s under warranty! Mosin – If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one. AK – You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards to burst into flames. AR – You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot group. Mosin – You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a 2×4. AK – After a long day the range, you relax by watching Red Dawn. AR – After a long day at the range, you relax by watching Black Hawk Down. Mosin – After a long day at the range, you relax by visiting the chiropractor. AK – After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff shot of vodka. AR – After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hot dogs and apple pie. Mosin – After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob. AK – You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set. AR – Your rifle’s accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle. Mosin -Your rifle’s accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but it’s buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest. AK – Your rifle’s finish is varnish and paint. AR – Your rifle’s finish is Teflon and high-tech polymers. Mosin – Your rifle’s finish is low-grade shellac, cosmoline, and Olga’s toe nails. AK – Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Mikhail Kalashnikov. AR – Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Eugene Stoner. Mosin – You’re not sure there were cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin. AK- Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout “Wolverines!” AR- Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room. Mosin – Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench in the yard to sleep in
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