AKPOS FUN TIME!!!CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRYPORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord deypursue yourmama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT forvillage.FAITH :- Is using the last money on you tobuy wallet. STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARSwhileliving in arented apartment ( Eko for SHOW,Lagosmumu ) .WEALTH :- Is when you buy a firstclassreturn ticketto UK just to pick up a forgotten wristwatch ( Moneyspeaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a bigMANSION atAsokoro inAbuja and only your Mai-guard and HouseMaid deylive there ( Political armed robber). TROUBLE :-Is slapping a soldier in front of aquaterguard in a barracks ( You may not live wellenough totell the story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairmanof anOkadaAssociation driving a Range Rover Sport( He cannotcome and die na ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a#5,000 cab towatch afilm of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Whyyou no fitwait for the pirated copy now ). LOVE :- Isbuying suya for your girlfriendwhile you eatonly the onions with tears rushing fromyour eye ( Youlove her abi??? Hunger never dealwithyou ). MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with aRichHIV/AIDS victim so as to get money tobuyBRAZILLIANHAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi??? ).DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant,Spiderbecomes your Roommates and you say 'God createdthem for a purpose ' ( Na lie! Na moneywey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey )
Posted on: Thu, 25 Jul 2013 13:59:37 +0000
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