ALRIGHT HERES THE LONG AWAITED CHRISTMAS DAY POST WHANAU... EVERYONE IS WELCOME FROM 12PM ONWARDS PLEASE BRING SOME CAMPING CHAIRS TO SIT ON AND IF YOU WISH TO STAY YOU NEED TO LET ME KNOW BY WEDNESDAY AT THE LATEST IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY DONE SO PLEASE REMEMBER TO BRING YOUR OWN PILLOWS AND BLANKETS. HERES WHAT IS ON THE MENU: 12PM ONWARDS NIBBLES: MOZERELLA STICKS, PRAWN PACKAGES, ONION RINGS, DIM SIMS, ANTIPASTO PLATTER: CRACKERS, CHEESE, KABANA, OLIVES, SALAMI ETC, JAM DROP BISCUITS, GINGERBREAD BISCUITS, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, COCONUT ICE, GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE, HONEY AND PISTACHIO BISCOTTI 5PM ONWARDS: MAINS: ROTISSERIE: WILD PORK, VENISON, TURKEY, DUCK, LAMB, CORN ON THE COB, POTATOES, SWEET POTATO, PUMPKIN. IN THE OVEN: CHINESE STYLE 5 SPICE SUPER CRISPY PORK BELLY, BAKED SALMON, TEXAS STYLE SLOW COOKED BBQ BRISKET. SIDES: CREAMED PAUA, KINA, RAW FISH, PRAWNS, KUMARA AND BANANA SALAD, REWANA BREAD, CORNBREAD, CAYENNE PEPPER CORNBREAD DESSERTS AND PUDDING: STICKY DATE PUDDING WITH BUTTERSCOTCH SAUCE, STEAMED PUDDING, CHOCOLATE RIPPLE PUDDING, BRANDY SNAPS, APPLE PIE, PUMPKIN PIE, MARBLED CHEESECAKE, KEY LIME PIE, LOLLY CAKE, LEMON TART, ICECREAM, CUSTARD, WHIPPED CREAM. IF I HAVE TIME: BANOFFE PIE AND CARAMEL TART ALL OF THIS PLUS WHATEVER ANYONE ELSE DECIDES TO BRING... DRINKS: BYO DONT FORGET YOUR CHILLY BINS (ESKYS) SOME QUICK HOUSE RULES: 1: IF YOU ARE HERE TO CAUSE DRAMA OR ARGUMENTS PLEASE BE PREPARED TO COP A NICE BLACK EYE OR SHOW OFF A FEW MISSING TEETH (FROM ME THAT IS IF YOUR LUCKY I GET TO YOU FIRST IF HUBBY Joseph Adams-Walsh BEATS ME TO IT YOU WILL PROBABLY BE SPENDING CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS IN A HOSPITAL BED) JUST GIVING YOU A HEADS UP THE STRAIGHT OVER THE BACK FENCE IS THE QUICKEST ESCAPE....CHRISTMAS IS CAREFULLY PLANNED IN OUR HOUSEHOLD ALOT AND I MEAN ALOT! OF TIME, PLANNING, ORGANISING AND FINANCES HAVE GONE INTO THIS SPECIAL DAY SO IF YOU TRY TO RUIN IT ALL EXPECT TO GET YOUR SELF RUINED IN THE PROCESS TRUE STORY!!! :-P :-P :-P 2. YOU MAKE A MESS YOU CLEAN IT UP. IM GOING TO BE UP FROM 3AM ON CHRISTMAS EVE UNTIL LATE WITH A HANGI AND BAKERY DAY AND UP AGAIN AT THE SAME TIME ON CHRISTMAS MORNING. IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING OR YOUR KIDS MAKE A MESS INSIDE YOU CAN GUARANTEE I WILL BE MAKING YOU ALL CLEAN IT UP :-) 3. NO SMOKING INSIDE 4. IF YOU GET TOO DRUNK AND BE A DICK DONT EXPECT US TO RUN YOU AROUND AND BE YOUR SOBER DRIVER YOUR ARSE WILL BE OUT ON THE STREET AND YOU WILL HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN WAY HOME... 5. WHEN YOU ARE UNDER MY ROOF PLEASE TREAT EVERYONE WITH RESPECT REGARDLESS OF RACE RELIGION CREED OR SKIN COLOUR EVERYONE SHOULD BE MADE TO FEEL WELCOME IF I HEAR ANY RACIAL SLURS BELITTLING COMMENTS OR REMARKS YOUR ARSE WILL GET BOOTED.... ASIDE FROM ALL OF THAT EVERYONE IS WELCOME FROM 12PM ONWARDS 1/79 REIBELT DRIVE CABOOLTURE QLD NAU MAI HAERE MAI.... :-D :-D :-D
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 00:29:57 +0000
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