AM ANGRY...I Am Very,Very angry this Evening!!! Imagine some group of smart,wicked,militant rats beat my security check points(rat poison and rat gum)and invaded my kitchen like the dreaded boko haram terrorists and carted away my crayfish, stock fish and dry fish and destroyed some valuable cooking ingredients estimated to the value of N2,500 and opened a new hole in the wall of my kitchen (suspected use of dynamite and IED explosives)to enhance their escape route. According to an eye witness,the rats numbering more Than 50 were armed with Ak47,Rpgs & also wearing helmets,trap-pr oof and oxygen masks. It was also reported that some cockroaches lost their lives during the attack. Even my neighbours,family and friends have also condemned the attack in my precious kitchen,labelling it as an unfortunate,new act of kitchen terrorism by rodents especially in this August Meeting period. Now I have to spend money in buying those things again and you say i should forgive them? HELL NO!! This is WAR. They will surely pay with their lives. The attack has also been reported to the Joint Rat Force (JRF) they have already deployed their men to cordone the scene of theft in my kitchen. They are really on top of the situation. No species of rat has claimed responsibility of the Attack yet.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 21:39:05 +0000
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