!!!!!!!!!! ANALYZE THIS. HE WHO FINDS A WIFE AND HAS SISTERS WHO CAN COOK VERY WELL, IS IN A VERY GOOD PLACE IN LIFE. THIS IS WHERE I FOUND MYSELF YESTERDAY. HAD SERIOUS POUNDED YAM WITH EGUISI SOUP, LADDEN WITH ASSORTED MEAT AND ORISTHIRISI IN ONE OF MY SISTERS HOUSE. I TRIED TO ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS POSED BY THE POUNDED YAM, BUT ( I COULDNT FIT. ) YOU WILL BE WONDERING WHAT TYPE OF ENGLISH IS THAT. WELL THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM. MY NEW HYPOTHESIS TODAY IS THIS. THOSE WHO EAT THEIR POUNDED YAM AND EGUISI SOUP IN THE SAME PLATE, AND WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE ME ARE USUALLY HAPPIER, LIVE LONGER, HAVE A LESS STRESSFUL MARRIAGE AS THEIR WIVES SPEND LESS TIME IN THE KITCHEN WASHING PLATES, HAVE MUCH MORE SUCCESS IN BEDROOM WORK AT NIGHT, ARE MORE KIND TO THEIR NEIGHBORS AND KIDS, ARE WILLING TO TRY NEW THINGS, ARE MORE LIKELY TO PAY THEIR TITHES, AND FINALLY LIVE A LONGER LIFE AS GOD LOVES A CHEERFUL GIVER COMPARED TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO PUT THEIR POUNDED YAM AND EGUISI IN DIFFERENT PLATES, USE FORK AND KNIVES, AND SPEAK THROUGH THEIR NOSES. PLEASE PROVE ME WRONG , OR ADD MORE HYPOTHESIS IN THE SAME VEIN OR LINE OF THOUGHT AS MY HYPOTHESIS. !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 06:52:16 +0000
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