AND...CUEING DR. HOUSE! Dr. Gregory House: [examining a baby whose mother isnt vaccinating him because she feels its a scam; House takes the childs stuffed frog] All natural, no dyes. Thats a good business - all-natural childrens toys. Those toy companies, they dont arbitrarily mark up their frogs. They dont lie about how much they spend on research and development. And the worst that a toy company can be accused of is making a really boring frog. Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit. You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green, fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy (breast milk) only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that youll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide theyd rather let their kid die then cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop *really* fast. Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Mar 2014 21:46:15 +0000
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