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ANOTHER CHAPTER OF “THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!” Written by chuck on July 3, 2014 – 3:00 pm - Actual call center conversations! Customer: ‘I’ve been calling 700-1000 for two days and can’t get through; can you help?’ Operator: ‘Where did you get that number, sir?’ Customer: ‘It’s on the door of your business.’ Operator: ‘Sir, those are the hours that we are open.’ ———————————————————————- Samsung Electronics Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’ Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about.’ Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that? I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?’ Operator: ‘I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.’ ———————————————————————- RAC Motoring Services Caller: ‘Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?’ Operator: ‘Does the policy name give you a clue?’ ———————————————————————- Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe ) ‘If I register my car in France , and then take it to England, do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?’ ———————————————————————- Directory Enquiries Caller: ‘I’d like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please’ Operator: ‘I’m sorry, there’s no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?’ Caller: ‘Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off.’ ———————————————————————- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator: ‘Woven? Are you sure?’ Caller: ‘Yes.. That’s what it says on the label — Woven in Scotland ….’ ———————————————————————- On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: ‘I haven’t got a pen, so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on.’ ———————————————————————- Tech Support: ‘I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.’ Customer: ‘OK.’ Tech Support: ‘Did you get a pop-up menu?’ Customer: ‘No.’ Tech Support: ‘OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?’ Customer: ‘No.’ Tech Support: ‘OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?’ Customer: ‘Sure. You told me to write ‘click’, so I got a Sharpie and wrote ‘click’ on my desktop. Didn’t change anything!’ ———————————————————————- Tech Support: ‘OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the ‘OK’ button displayed?’ Customer: ‘Wow! How can you see my screen from there?’ ———————————————————————- Caller: ‘I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?

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