ASK MR. MIKE © Mr. Mike Prod. Bogus Hole, IN. 73645 Mr. Mike, With the shooting of unarmed black teenager Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri by a white policeman, and the resulting riots, looting, and almost nightly clashes with law enforcement by protesters, what is your take on it? Concerned, St. Louis Mr. Mike replies: Any kin to Charley Brown? Mr. Mike, I was a senior executive at Honeywell Industries for almost thirty years. Recently, a Korean conglomerate became involved, and now they are outsourcing thousands of jobs to Bangladesh, including mine. I am sixty-seven years old. When I went to senior management and asked if could follow my job there, they said that I would have to learn to live on forty dollars a week, exist on vegetable curry, and wipe with a banana leaf. Do you know what that means? Desperate, San Rafael Mr. Mike replies: No. HEY MR. MIKE DUDE! ME AND MY HOMEY ARE RADICAL SURFERS IN REDONDO BEACH! COWABUNGDA, DUDE! MY HOMEY IS FROM THE PHILLIPINES AND HIS UNCLE CAME TO CRASH WITH US FOR A MONTH! HE SAID THAT WE COULD GET MORE POONTANG IF WE LET HIM PAINT THE PAD AND MAKE IT ALL JAMES BOND AND SHIT! WE SAID, YEAH DUDE! WE CAME BACK FROM SHOOTING SOME CURLS AND HE HAD PAINTED THE CRIB IN SHITTIER COLORS THAN AN ALGERIAN VAMPIRE MOVIE! WERE PISSED! WHAT SHOULD WE DO? WALK DONT RUN, REDONDO BEACH Mr. Mike replies: Beats me...
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