ATTENTION COUNSELORS! The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000 His bookkeeper is deaf - that was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, Ask him where the money is. The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, Wheres the money? Guido signs back, I dont know what you are talking about. The lawyer tells the Godfather, He says he doesnt know what you are talking about. The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guidos head and says, Ask him again or Ill kill him! The lawyer signs to Guido, Hell kill you if you dont tell him. Guido trembles and signs back, OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Brunos house. The Godfather asks the lawyer, What did he say? The lawyer replies, He says you dont have the balls to pull the trigger. You gotta love lawyers!!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 09:47:37 +0000
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