ATTENTION WORLD! I have had a revelation tonight that I just had to share with you all. Starting Sunday, November 30th, the Ingold House will be functioning as the one and only Ingold Christmas Family Fun Festive Cheer Merry Pierogi Shindig House of Palooza that the world has ever know. Now, I can imagine that you might be asking yourselves, what exactly is the Ingold Christmas Family Fun Festive Cheer Merry Pierogi Shindig House of Palooza? Well folks, let me just explain to you what the Ingold Christmas Family Fun Festive Cheer Merry Pierogi Shindig House of Palooza is. The Ingold Christmas Family Fun Festive Cheer Merry Pierogi Shindig House of Palooza is the most hip happen Christmas themed fun house this side of Cresson Pennsylvania. (theres another on the North side of Cresson but lets not get into that its a bit of a sore subject with me right now, the competition for Christmas themed fun houses in cresson can be a heated debate and right now the level is hot jalapeno) Let me try to put my idea for the Ingold Christmas Family Fun Festive Cheer Merry Pierogi Shindig House of Palooza in a nutshell. This might be hard, because this idea is larger than life. Basically, our backyard will be transformed into the most magnificent Christmas wonderland with dozens of family friendly activities for everyone. First off, every other day there will be Ice Skating on the pool. (its an above ground with no railing and thin ice so paperwork will go down before skating is allowed. This should in no way discourage your patronage. As I like to say, dont let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game. Or in this case, falling through the thin ice and breaking your coccyx) On every alternating day, I will personally stock the pool with some fresh Tiger Muskie fish for Ice Fishing. (Dont worry, we remove the fish before June in case any of you are lucky enough to return for the Ingold Family Summertime Slurpee Signature Stellar Sunburn Scallops Supercool Hangout) Over in the garage, my foxy husband Tony will be leading The Art of the Mustache Ice Sculpture lessons with his endless amount of mustache knowledge and his amateur amount of ice sculpting knowledge. Throughout the entire yard, my graceful and beastly daughter Carl will be leading Frozen Tree Climbing and Icicle Throwing for only the most courageous and dangerous 4 and up thrill seekers there are. For everyone not included in that category, there will be sledding down the slight curve in our backyard led by Kelsey. And finally, there will be live Christmas wildlife exhibit, consisting of the reindeer I just ordered on getmethatreindeer and my daughter Devon as Mrs. Claus on the deck. FOR THE MAIN EVENT every Saturday at 8 PM until Christmas, I will be performing a one man show of How The Grinch Stole Christmas, staring me, as every character. I have been trying to get into character for years so my performance will be legendary. Also, there will be Pierogis available. As you can see, this will not be something you want to miss. Admission is $30 + 1 hug per person to cover insurance costs and the hug just for kicks and giggles to get everyone in the Christmas spirit. I thank you for supporting my dreams and taking this as the serious yet playful extravaganza that it is. Contact me ASAP to reserve your spot in the Ingold Christmas Family Fun Festive Cheer Merry Pierogi Shindig House of Palooza. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 06:58:16 +0000
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