ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. ____________________ ____________________ _ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... ____________________ ____________________ _ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________ ____________________ ____ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ____________________ __________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Posted on: Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:12:11 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015