Aap indian tabhi hai 1. Jab Shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar aur use karlo . 2. Toothpaste ko tab tak use karo jab taq usko pura nichod naa loo . 3. Ghar me showcase me China Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye use karo . 4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai, par Gold k rates ki bahot chinta hai apne ko . 5. TV k remote ko zor zor se dabayenge, usse thokenge, par usme nayi batteries nai lagayenge . 6. Kisi ne Dinner Party me invite kiya ho to uss din, din bhar kuch nai khaayenge, taki waha party me jee bhar k daba sake . 7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye to usse night dress bana lo, jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye fir usska Pocha bana lo . 8. Dominos waale se extra Ketchup, Oreganon Chilli maango taki usse baad me ghar me use kar sake Aur Sabse Important . 9. Pani Puri Khaane k baad, payment karne ke baad ek sookhi puri aur alag se pani pina to apna Haq hai. 😎 Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote, main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti. husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo, Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo !!! Husband : Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata. Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata !!! Hahahahahahahahahahahah..
Posted on: Wed, 14 Aug 2013 02:04:38 +0000