Abul-Abed El-Ingleezi أبو العبد بيكتب أإنجليزي Only persons with Lebanese Arabic knowledge will savour this... Abul-Abed El-Ingleezi must have learned English in the Internet at the hands of the BING Translator.... Abou El-Abed was asked by his instructor to write an essay in English about any interesting encounter that happened recently with him. So he wrote the following, in a classical translation from Arabic to English: *************************************** From some 2 months 3, I recognized a girl in the Head of Beirut. She was other look, like the moon! Burn her religion what beautiful. I tried to touch her pulse to see if there is space and it appeared that she is interested. The first day I talked her on the phone and the second day she invited me on the lunch. I asked her what you kitchenized? She said some of his mothers yoghurt on the walking I liked her project and before I arrived to her, I went to the Milker and bought some ladys arms and some eat and say thank you. She opened me the door and when she saw the handsome in my hand she said, yiiiii! Your hands be safe why torture yourself my uncle? While we are eating, rang the doorbell. She opened the door and entered her old boyfriend. He asked her who is he? and she said not your entry I knew straight he wanted to problemize it. He said my eye on you and on him, I will count God not create you! I said look, my head does not carry me. Break the evil before the gypsy milk goes up huh! Go pave the sea and bleach from my face now! The man felt on his blood and left the room. In the truth, he poisoned my body very much. But the girl gave breakfast to my nerves. She said dont carry worry, my life dont carry worry, put your hands in cold water I told her like my foot, tell me, are you empty tonight? She said I emptify myself for you. I told her thank you my love, you are very digestible.
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 21:03:57 +0000
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