According to Internet sources, on January 4th (this Sunday) at precisely 9:47 PST, a massive gravitational allignment will occur for approximately 5 minutes during which time, you will experiance a momentary sensation of weightlessness. It is stated that if you jump up it could take as long as 3 seconds to come back down. Please be advised this IS a HOAX! However, using the latest available statistical data I have determined that given our national population demographics, we 318.52 MILLION Americans combine for a total weight of about 43.237 BILLION pounds,, or if you prefer,, 21.618 MILLION tons. PLEASE DO NOT JUMP!!!
Posted on: Sat, 03 Jan 2015 03:57:48 +0000
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