Adighetto kartel : Will you come out with me this Saturday? Sly akoth: Sorry! Im having a headache this weekend!! Adighetto : I love you and I could die for you! Regina di santi: How soon?? Teacher: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? GLORIA: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime. Teacher:bernice mamake,get up.How can you sleep in my class? BERNICE MAMAKE: I can teacher,if you keep your voice down. Teacher: How can we keep the school clean? DWAYNE: By staying at home Teacher: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do? SONIA MARIE: Id climb a tree.Teacher: if the lion climbs a tree? SONIA MARIE: I will jump in the lake and swim. Teacher: if the lion also jumps in the water and swims after you? SONIA MARIE: Teacher, are you on my side or onthe lions? Teacher: Why are you late? SHILA: It rained last night. The road was so wet and slippery that for every step I made forward, I slipped backwards two steps. Teacher: Well, if it rains again tomorrow, start walking in the opposite direction Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn’t you? MELVIN: Not very much Teacher: Sue, why are you late again? SUE WATESH: But you have said that its never too late to learn. #TBT!!
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 06:09:21 +0000
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