Advani - Twinkle twinkle little star, koi to PM bana do mujhe yaar. Sushma - Advani advani Advani - Yes Sushma. Sushma - Muh to dikhaao, Ha ha ha. Modi ( to Advani ) - Uff! tumhare ye usool, tumhare ye aadarsh... inko kaagaz pe utaar kar do waqt ki Hindu nationalist waali speech bhi nahi bana sakte.... Advani - PM ban-ne ki tammana barso se humare dil me hai,dekhna hai zor kitna dabur chawanprash me hai ! Modi - Hughes pehan-ne ke din aagaye wapas aapke, Chyawanprash chhod Complan piya kariye. Ghar me hi raha kariye. Rajnath - Main haath jod ke nivedan karta hoon Advani ji aap varishth neta hai zidd chhodiye... Advani - Oye! Ungli neeche. Modi - Arey inki to ungli kar ke baat karne ki aadat hai. Jaise ki aap ko gussa ho ke ungli karne ki. Gadkari - Bhaiya , hume PM bana lo. Har doosre din ek naya food security bill layenge. Rajnath - Abey Ram Kapoor ke genetically destroyed version... tu laal kiley pe khada hoga na to doosri taraf logo ko tera payt dekh kar Surya grahan waali feeling aayegi... Advani - Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega... PM pad ka apun ummeedwaar rahega... Modi - Ye kabr mein latke paaon ke mitro ko... Sooraj Chaand ki baatein nahi karni chahiye... Sushma - LOL ! Advani ( in Rajesh Khanna style) - Sushmaaaaaa ! I hate LOL. Gadkari - Advani ji ko baad mein manaa lenge... khaane ka kya prabandh hai??? Rajnath - Humne to Roti tyaag di hai... Rahul Gandhi ke bhaashan ke baad hum bhahishkaar kar rahe roti ka... Advani - Ama,Roti ki maa ka Akhilesh... Hum yaha gussa hain aur tum log khaane ki baat kar rahe... Modi - agar aapke gusse ke chakkar mein pade to bhookhe marr jaayenge... Sushma - dekhiye... khair jaane dijiye... khaana aane dijiye... Advani - Main gussa hoon... Modi - Jaa ke kone mein baith chitthi likho, humare khaane pe nazar mat lagaana... Advani - theek hai... Gadkari - Advani ji aapke hisse ka bhi main khaa loon?? Aap to gussa ho to khaaoge nahi... Modi (in akshay kumar style) - Aye... tu thhoons rey... jitna chaahiye tu khaa... hum fir kabhi khaa lenge... aaj tu khaa le achhe se... Rajnath - Modi ji bhawnaao mein mat bahiye... Lauki ki sabzi humari favourite hai... Sushma - Yummy ! Modi - Ye sushma ji ko facebookiya injection kisne thonka...? Sushma - Hawwwwww Modi ji you are so cheap. Rajnath - dekha... mehangaayi ko neeche laane ko aise hi cheap neta ki zarurat hai. Gadkari - Rajnath ji ab samjha aap angrezi ke khilaaf kyu hain... Modi - Bas hawa mein Piano bajwaa lo insey... Advani - Waise ekk upaaye hai... Modi - Ama tum fir aagaye. Upaaye ki maa ka digvijay... uski chitthi bana ke blog pe chipka do. Humko khaana khaa lene do. Advani - theek hai... Gadkari - Advani ji aajkal Manmohan filmein khoob dekh rahe aaj... Sushma - Hello ! Main yahaan baithi hoon. kuch to sharam karo. Modi - Sharam ke maare main iss paani ke jug mein na gir jaaun. Paani communal ho jaayega. Advani - Waah waah kya line boli hai. dil khush hua. Gadkari - Arey wo paapad zara idhar pass karna. Line badhiya thi. Arey wo raaytaa bhi zara idhar dijiyega idhar. Modi ji bolte badhiya hai. Please zara pulaaw bhi dijiyega idhar. Arey sushma ji, chhola idhar dena. waise advani ji bhi apni jagah sahi hain. Arey Rasgulla khatm hogaya. Aur mangwaao. And everybody kept on witnessing eating capacity of Gadkari. That night Advani ji, his two servants and three street dogs slept hungry.
Posted on: Thu, 12 Sep 2013 18:27:30 +0000
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