Adventures with Cooper: Setting the scene - backyard. Metal 10 x 8 shed located with its north 10 side approximately 8 from tall chainlink fence. Ivy growing up the fence. Cooper investigating the northeast corner of the shed, Dadz talking to boss on phone near the southwest corner. Fade in from black Dadz - Yes, sir. I got that done and will be in a little... Cooper - (interrupting and making a commotion) Bark, bark, snarl. Dadz - (still on phone to boss) Yep, that is what was... COOPER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING... Sorry, sir, Cooper has apparently found something behind the shed Rabbit comes out from the northwest corner, rabbits eyes go wide upon seeing Dadz. Rabbit turns and runs back between the back of the shed and the fence. Cooper - (louder and with more intensity) Bark, bark, whine, bark. Dadz - (still on phone) Nope, that will get... COOPER, LEAVE THE RABBIT ALONE... where was I... Sound of rabbit in ivy trying to find a way under the fence behind the shed with no success. Cooper (even more intensity now with the added sound of rending metal and straining chainlink as he tries to fit his 12 wide body into the 8 gap. Rabbit again pops out from the northwest corner, sees Dadz and dives back behind the shed. Dadz - (still trying to carry on a conversation with the boss) Yes, sir... COOPER, YOU CANT FIT BEHIND THERE...sorry sir, hold on, I need to try and pull Cooper out from behind the shed. Dadz walking east along the front of the shed. Cooper still attempting to fit into the fence-shed gap. Rabbit sees opportunity, shoots out from the northwest corner, makes wide circle around Dadz and takes off eastbound towards the back of the yard passing Cooper whose head and chest is now between the shed and fence. Rabbit disappears into the distance and escapes the yard. Dadz - (still on phone) Yes, I will get that... COOPER, GET OUT FROM THERE! THE DANG RABBIT IS GONE. Coopers body disappears behind the shed. Sound of rending metal, straining chainlink and uprooting ivy. Dadz strolls to the southwest corner as Cooper appears from the northwest corner. Cooper has huge smile on face, ivy draped around neck and finally squeezes the rest of his body out from behind the fence with the same sound as a cork being removed from Champagne bottle. Dadz finishes conversation with boss and hangs up. Final disposition - Cooper with a scratched nose and a sore foot, but extremely pleased with himself. Rabbit terrified, but safely gone. Ivy uprooted behind shed, structural damage yet to be determined on shed and fence. Dadz considered crazy... er... crazier by boss. All in all, a win. Fade to black.
Posted on: Wed, 17 Dec 2014 15:19:32 +0000
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