After being back on Match for the past six weeks or so, Ive come to the following conclusions: 1. I couldnt get a date in a womens prison. No, forget that. I couldnt get a date if some mysterious disease killed off every other male on the planet and I was the only one immune to it and thus the only male left; 2. I couldnt get a date if I looked like the combination of George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Taylor Lautner, with the combined income of Bill Gates, Warren Buffett and Elon Musk; 3. Scott Douglas has stolen the Kavorka I once had, and has given me the anti-kavorka (if you dont know of the Kavorka, Google is your friend). Hell, even that repulsive little toad Dave Emery has had more luck with the ladies than me. #gotnogame #lonelyanddesperate #datingsucksdonkeyballs
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 01:31:18 +0000
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