After further consideration, Adrian Peterson is a LOT dumber that Todd Gurley. If Im guy whos fathered somewhere between 5-7 kids by 4-6 kids( and thank gawd Im actually 1-1, soon to be 2-1) by the age of 27, that alone would make me dumber than Todd Gurley. And if I got arrested for whipping my 4 YEAR OLD and suspended while still getting paid millions of dollars, Id be even dumber..but well paid. HOWEVER, if I then reported to court, in TEXAS(not Oregon or California mind you..but TEXAS), and decided to take a lil bong rip in the car..just before the DRUG TEST I was required ahead of time to potentially keep my dumb ass out of jail, and then decided to tell the nice young lady that happened to be a COURT CLERK that I just hit one on the way in, I would be worlds dumber than Todd Gurley. AND, if I then got my dumb ass re-arrested for taking a bong rip just before my drug test as part of beating one of my 5-7 children, and telling the nice young lady about it..thereby pissing off my employer the VIKINGS so much they are now going to not pay me for not playing...well that just might make me dumber than any dumb ass in the world...What a complete too!
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 18:07:48 +0000
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