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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for benefits. The woman behind the counter asked me for my drivers License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left it at home. I told the woman I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, Unbutton your shirt. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver chest hair. She said, That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too. And then the fight started...
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 18:55:24 +0000

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