After the great battle of Austerlitz, Napoleon wanted to reward his three greatest soldiers. A Jew, Protestant and Catholic were selected and brought before his entire army. Napoleon said, whatever you want, it will be granted to you. The Catholic asked for the world to come to the one true church. It will be done, said Napoleon. The Protestant asked for the whole world to recognize Jesus as their Lord and Savior. It will be done, said Napoleon. The Jew asked for a tuna fish sandwich. It will be done, said a disgusted Napoleon and walked away. Afterward, the Catholic and Protestant asked the Jew why he requested such a little thing. Fools, he said, Ill get my tuna fish sandwich.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 18:24:16 +0000
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