After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/ accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by a men of the Nigeria Police Force. Policeman-"Hey, where u dey go?" Akpos-"Wat de f*ck do u mean, Policeman-"You talking to me?" Akpors- "This incited anger in these men who understands nothing but the Naija street language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police station and put in a cell. There in the cell, Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!" This went on until a BOSS (Oga) in the cell told one of his boys in his husky and thunderous voice,"Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone call" Scorpion headed straight to Akpors cornerand landed him a THUNDEROUS SLAP"GBOOOOAAAAAAA". The sound was nothing far from the sound of a Thunder strike."E done dey ring, abi make I redial?" Akpors accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don connect" lol.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 19:18:54 +0000
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