Ahahahahahahaha *holds Tummy* Okay I wont Laugh no more, *scowls*, *Frowns* Tehehehe Biko I cant Help it. Chai why do We fear death so much? Okay maybe not necessarily death,We fear voodoo.Muslims/Christians alike,We all do. So I boarded this taxi home,usually 400-500naira should see me home from nicon Junction, a known fact by passengers and Drivers alike,So I didnt bother to haggle. As I Got to the gate,I alighted and gave the cab driver 1000naira. Me: Oga give Me change Oga: madam your money na 1000naira, change no dey Mehaba mana,thats a joke right? please give me my change Oga: young woman there is no change,you no know say fuel don dey cost? Abeg comot for road make I dey go Jare Unbelievable! I watched as the man reversed with my money. One thing I hate is being stared at,I hate embarassing situations and I hate it when people suddenly mill around to stare.I knew the driver was an illiterate who was ready to rant and attract more attention if I insisted on getting my balance.On the other hand,the cab driver must have sensed my kind of person and wanted to fleece the opportunity. So I went to the front of the car, raised my two hands up and murmured accident several times. Then I bent and took a fistful of sand, dumped it on the car wiper,did a circular dance, dusted my hands and smiled sweetly. Me: oga no problem,you can go with money Chai come and see begging ehn,the thing was just sweetening me I swear. In My little Nephews diction: Aunties and Uncles,the man e na run and coma follow me to the gate lol. This driver held my bag,Begged , apologised and sweated while I feigned omnipotency. Haha! Them dey crase. Infact He asked me to forget the money and go with my 1k.At last,being the Merciful daughter of the Lion of the tribe of Judah,I put him on His knees,dumped two fistfulls of sand on his dirty afro as a cleansing rite and forgave Him. Hehe..I bet that sand wont leave the hair in a hurry. So Darlings,I am thinking of opening a shrine.As you all can see,I get powers O.shrine or temple which one instills more fear and awe? Biko let me know,time no dey. Happy Sunday #SugarLady.
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 14:30:13 +0000
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