Akande Oladapo Jey Lamix OBAHIAGBONTICALLY BEWILDETED FACTS: CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village. FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.(wetin u go put inside d wallet)? STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) . WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ). TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ). IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit wait for the pirated copy now ). LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ). DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and you say God created them for a purpose ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ). STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you didnt lile/ comment .......
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 22:25:50 +0000
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