Akpos jokes Read and enjoy. - TEACHER: What is the full meaning of E.T.C? AKPOS: it means End of Thinking Capacity - TEACHER: What is the full meaning of P.H.C.N? AKPOS: Problem Has Changed Name - TEACHER: If your father earned N500, 000&gave half of it to your Mother, what would she have? AKPOS: A Heart Attack - MAMA AKPOS: Go&wash that Fish I just bought AKPOS: WTF.. MAMA AKPOS: What is WTF? AKPOS: it means Wheres The Fish - TEACHER: How can u SAVE the WORLD? AKPOS: It is easy Ma, I will make a document titled The World&I will SAVE it. - TEACHER: Why do you always see Lightning first&hear the Thunder later? AKPOS: Because our Eyes are in front of our Ears - AKPOS: Would you like to be the Sun of my life? EKAETTE: Awww, yes dear! AKPOS: Then stay 9,995,887.6 miles away from me - EKAETTE: I will die. AKPOS: I will also die EKAETTE: Why will you die? AKPOS: Because I cant bear that much happiness. - AKPOS: Olodo, oya what is 2 x 2? OCHUKO: Very easy, that is 22 now. AKPOS: Fool, I thought you wont know that simple one too - TEACHER: Whats the difference between a Mothers&a Girlfriends tears? AKPOS: Mothers tears AFFECT Our HEART while a Girlfriends tears AFFECT Our POCKET - AKPOS: Whats in between your legs? - AKPOS: If u saw a N1000&a N500 note, which would you pick? OCHUKO: N1000 of course. AKPOS: No wonder you are Poor, cant u pick both? - AKPOS: I have FB, Twitter, Badoo, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype&Keek… OCHUKO: Wow, do you have a Life? AKPOS: No, Pls send me the link - OCHUKO: Why was your Father hugging you the other time? AKPOS: My Mom told him to Embrace his Mistakes - TEACHER: Tell us the Weather forecast for tonight please. AKPOS: Tonight is going to be DARK - MAMA: Why are u taking the Dog along with u to Church? AKPOS: Our Pastor said every living thing must come&serve the Lord - EKAETTE: I need Love, Romance, Care&Affection. AKPOS: I dont think so EKAETTE: Meaning? AKPOS: I think you need Jesus - OCHUKO; You be Gay? AKPOS; God forbid, I would rather be a Fag - AKPOS was told to follow his dreams, so he signed in to Twitter&has been searching for his Dreams ever since - EKAETTE: If I were your Wife, I would put Poison in your Coffee AKPOS: if I were your husband I would drink it. - TEACHER: Who is a Breadwinner? AKPOS: Anyone who wins Bread in a competition - AKPOS: My wife always gives me Sound Advice. OCHUKO: Wow, really? AKPOS: Yes, 99% Sound, 1% Advice. - OCHUKO was serving everyone at his Mothers Burial but ignored his best friend, Akpos. AKPOS: Ochuko, dont forget that my mother will also die soon. Lolzz one word for akpos?
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 15:14:52 +0000
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